Dear Mr. A. T. Wolf,
My name is Friend Wolf. I must say I do believe you tell a good story. It is in our nature to eat little pigs and little girls. You really should own who you are and go eat that third little pig. It should not be to hard to break in and have a little snack.
You do not deserve the punishment that was handed down to you unless it is a punishment for the foolishness of going to court and telling your very silly story. For that your punishment, you should be sent to the dentist and have your teeth filed down. You my friend are a vegetarian. Making a cake? Why didn't you just share the the little porkers with your grandmother.
You are a sad excuse for a wolf. That is all.